If You Go Down in the Woods Today

Eric Sykes

— Mr. Pangbourne

Robin Bailey

— Chief Constable

Norman Bird

— Doctor

Glyn Houston

— Ticket Collector

Roy Kinnear

— Fishfingers

Fulton Mackay

— Colonel Noriss

Lee Montague

— Guvnor

Tony Selby

— Boozy

George Sewell

— Knocker

Crispin Dexter

— Edison

Wayne Brooks

— Cub Scout

Alan Cox

— Cub Scout

Quinn Hawkins

— Cub Scout

Terry Kinsella

— Cub Scout

Keith Shail

— Cub Scout

Rupert Sheard

— Cub Scout

Timothy Woodward

— Cub Scout

Joseph Brady

— Father Williams

Steven Crossley

— Picnic 1

Dean Harris

— PC Radio Operator

Leo Dolan

— Police Sergeant

Auriol Lee

— Huntress 1

Terry Downes

— Woodsman

Bryan Oliver

— Marker 5

Osmund Bullock

— Police Constable Turner

Jeremy Gittens

— Police Constable Jones

Peter Caton

— 3rd Patient

Anna Dawson

— Courting Woman

Bunny May

— Courting Man

Nosher Powell

— Guvnor's Henchman