Cary Elwes
— Mac "Macbeth" Wilson
Elaine Hendrix
— Melody "Jupiter Music" Malloy
Christopher Lloyd
— Bruce
Mary Steenburgen
— Sally Rider
Sally Kirkland
— Penelope Wilson
Gene Simmons
— Vinny
Tanya Allen
— Tanya Rider
Dennis Burkley
— Sam Daniels
Lin Shaye
— Jinny Macintosh
Robert Englund
— Bernie Garces
Billy Ray Cyrus
— Dean Longo
Pete Gardner
— Dale Hendrick
Shannon Tweed
— Lesbian Hitwoman
Clayton Landey
— Laughy Hitman
Bill Raymond
— Dr Norm Rollins