Hughston Walkinshaw
— Simon / Bookstore Patron
Jill Anderson
— Gina, Simon's Girlfriend
Frankie Bee
— Jorge, Columbian Jewel Thief
Christopher M. Dukes
— Gustavo, Columbian Jewel Thief
Lars Erik Madsen
— Lars, the Donut Guy
Dick Mueller
— Mort, Simon's Father
Scott Kurz
— Evan, Simon's Brother
Rene Johnson
— Claudette, Simon's Sister
Melissa Jarecke
— Myra, Simon's Mother
Robert J. Garfield
— Bob, Charismatic Guitar Player
Tim Siragusa
— Telemarketing Trainer
Donald Ray Schwartz
— Jeweler
Ben Nelson
— Himself (Nebraska Governor)
Richard A. Roth
— Himself (Douglas County Sheriff)
Allan Abbott
— Himself (Dept. of Roads Director)
Delbert D. Weber
— Himself (Chancellor, University of Nebraska - Omaha)
Michael Scott
— FEDS Host
Earl E. Bates III
— Lead FEDS Agent
David Gaines
— Buddhist Guru
Aaron Fili
— Ian, the Photographer
Thomas F. Rudloff
— Bookstore Owner
Scott Blankenship
— Roving Gang of Iowa Kickboxers
Chip Burns
— FEDS Agent
Bruce Cole-Edwards
— Buddhist Monk
Shea Degan
— FEDS Victim
James E. Duff
— Bumpkin at Truck Stop
Jim Exon
— Himself
Marilyine Franklin
— FEDS Agent
Greg Fredrick
— FEDS Agent
J.B. Jones
— Telemarketer