John Migliore
— Anthony
Kylie Gough
— Illyana
Deborah Jayne Reilly Smith
— Cressida
Simon Wheeldon
— Caldura
Lena Montecalvo
— Terra
Jay MacAulay
— Death
Sabrina Migliore
— Jill
Emmalene Pruden
— Bikini Betty
Nicholas Migliore
— Gorilla Leader
Somer Bettles
— Bikini Britney
Rachél Hopkins
— Skater
Thea Munster
— Bikini Beatrice
Mike Trebilcock
— Reporter
Sam Squid Farrauto
— Peter Panic
Jim Ordolis
— Winslow Xavier
Luke Meneok
— Shark Doomslayer
Nick Scime
— Jim
Caroline Scime
— Natalie
Johnny Ferri
— Abercrombe