Phil the Alien

Rob Stefaniuk

— Phil the Alien

Nicole De Boer

— Madame Madame

Brad McGinnes

— Joey

Jason Jones

— Agent Orange

Graham Greene

— Wolf

Boyd Banks

— Slim

Joe Flaherty

— The Beaver (voice)

Bruce Hunter

— Jones

Seán Cullen

— Sammy the Alien

John Kapelos

— The General

Christopher Barry

— Thomas

Mike Beaver

— The Trapper

Thick Wilson

— Jimmy

Claire Brosseau

— Michelle

Nick Canakis

— Gabriel

Mary Crosbie

— Ginger

Brad Hart

— Dave

Dwayne Hill

— Agent Blue

Ryan Malcolm

— Waiter

Robyn Palmer

— Sandy

Paul Popowich

— Rob

Noam Rosen

— Brad

Ingrid Veninger

— Candy