Pamela Anderson
— Dee Twiddle
Denise Richards
— Dawn St. Dom
Emmanuelle Vaugier
— The Cat
Meghan Ory
— The Kit
Garry Chalk
— Agent Gardenia
Kevin Farley
— Leo
John Farley
— Swan
Woody Jeffreys
— Ad Pilot / Ken
Joey Aresco
— Agent Campbell
Jay Brazeau
— Louie Ramoli
Byron Mann
— Mr. Wong
Alex Bruhanski
— Godfather
Minh Phoenix Ly
— One Eye
Patrick Pon
— Hugo
Anna Williams
— Suzan
Malcolm Scott
— Bernie
John Tench
— Ed Gates
Kyle Labine
— Porter
Alistair Abell
— Mr. Laine
Julia Benson
— Last Dancer in Line
Ted Friend
— Announcer
Douglas Newell
— Frank
Tosha Doiron
— Hand Stand Dancer