Jason Watkins
— Christopher Cobbler
Tim Key
— Narrator
Vicki Pepperdine
— The Policewoman
Alex Macqueen
— The VIP
Dominic Coleman
— The Tailor
Shazia Nicholls
— The Colleague
Rosalind Blessed
— The VIP's Secretary
Grace Rowe
— The Receptionist
Andrew MacBean
— The VIP's Associate
Daniel Francis-Swaby
— A Colleague