James Balsamo
— Bubba
Bill Victor Arucan
— Bruno Bastine III
Coolio
— Don Luscious
Eric Roberts
— Du Sang
Charles Wright
— Darnell Alabaster
Accie Julius Connor
— John Staley
Solofa Fatu Jr.
— Dr. Coco
Sy Richardson
— Professor Smert
'Weird Al' Yankovic
— Melvin Baldron
Ken Sagoes
— Darris Courvoisier
John Hennigan
— Commander Star Shark
Susanna Malak
— Rhonda
Timothy Beal
— The Iceman
Shane Ryan-Reid
Jake Busey
— Veal Armstrong