Harland Williams
— Richard Breggs
Robert Wagner
— Edward
Elizabeth Berkley
— Maggie
Bob Saget
— Nick
Michael Moriarty
— Director / Mirkin
William B. Davis
— Dr. Hardwin
Connie Stevens
— Self
Ed Asner
— Davis Aldrich
Shawn Stewart
— Shifty Man
Andrew Laurenson
— Pushy Extra
Babs Chula
— Waitress
Christina Jastrzembska
— Lightbulb Lady
Woody Jeffreys
— Josh Walton
Tessa Richards
— Airline Agent
Ingrid Torrance
— Lily
Dax Belanger
— Fan
Ron Small
— Lou
Lesley Ewen
— Belinda
Balinder Johal
— Housekeeper
Christopher Gaze
— Theater Director
Jim Byrnes
— Bartender