Jack Albertson
— Barney Bailey
Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs
— Russell Dodd
Herb Edelman
— Lester Dietz
Joyce Van Patten
— Ellen Dietz
Susan Sullivan
— Linda Greg
Michael Brandon
— Paul Lester
Abe Vigoda
— Jake
George Burns
— Self
Ernest Emling
— Jerry
Jeff Doucette
— Red
Howard Hesseman
— Roger Dustleman
Don Calfa
— Harry Fenner
Ben Fuhrman
— Sid Weller
Christopher Roberts
— Hickey McDay
Ann Weldon
— Reporter
Lindsay V. Jones
— 1st Waitress
Carole Goldman
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Trish Soodik
— Jokie
Peggy Sandvig
— Peggy Piano
Lee Stein
— Mike
Gertrude Graner
— 1st Lady
Ginger Farrell
— 2nd Lady
Reginald Farmer
— Black Man
Laurel Barnett
— 2nd Waitress
Jeffrey Richman
— Batter
Patti Jerome
— Agent
Robert Kino
— Client
Johnny Haymer
— Haberson
Patrick Labyorteaux
— Davey Byron
Jeffrey Winner
— Charlie