Tommy Darwin
— Bryan Burns / Sigmund (voice)
Marni Russo
— Gypsy Lee
Neil Foley
— Norbit
Tess O'Flaherty
— Greta
Chloe Mortem
— Stark
Tammi Mortem
— Kali
Ben Gel
— Skarl
Laurence R. Harvey
— Frozen Bird Bandit
Lloyd Kaufman
— Mayor Walker
Chantal Contouri
— Hand of Death
Tania Annese
— SWAT #1
Tremayne Baird
— SWAT #3
Chris Cashel
— Fish Butterlips
Rory Cawley
— Roid Dunn
Saxon Cordeaux
— Reg
Leigh Crawford
— SWAT Captain
Max Duxgutz
— Turtleneck
Peter Evangelista
— Mario
Bataille Foo-Brady
— SWAT #2
Zaen Ghast
— Stitch
Scott Harrison
— Peghead
Tim Hawkins
— Les Miserables
Erica Hoy
— Reporter
Hermann Lauss
— Harreee
Wayne Mattei
— Maniac
Jesse McKiernan
— Dennis
Lyle Mensworth
— Tambo
Chad Morgan
— Cow Poke
Giamma Mustillo
— Alley Gang #3
Fred Negro
— Sargent Surecock