Billy Crystal
— Lionel Carpenter
Joan Prather
— Segoynia Savaka
Alex Rocco
— Sergeant Danny Bonhoff
Doris Roberts
— Mrs. Carpenter
Margaret Adachi
— Interviewer
Adam Anderson
— Sobbing Sailor
John Andersonjo
— African Chief
Edward Ansara
— Second Newscaster
Gino Ardito
— Wino Brother
Lawrence Bame
— Second Secret Serivce Man
Sarverio Barbiere
— Gypsy Cousin
Marlene Barr
— Cashier
Billy Barty
— Lester
Tanii Bauer
— Mrs. Reinheimer
Peggy Blow
— Bunny
Steve Bluestein
— Berkowitz
Suzanne Buhrer
— Bust Developing Lady
May Boss
— Frail Old Lady
R.G. Brown
— Amazing Frank
Warren Burton
— First Secret Service Man
H.R. Calhoun
— Native Drummer
William Callaway
— Intern
Hamilton Camp
— Misha
Allan Chinn
— Chinese Soldier
Patience Cleveland
— First Dancing Lady
Imogene Coca
— Madam Marie
Jane Connell
— Anthropologist
Charles Cooper
— Second Presidential Aide
Edwin Craig
— Man in Crowd
Valerie Curtin
— Pashima