Shawn Roberts
— Tom O'Bannon
Maya Misaljevic
— Grace
Joelle Farrow
— Phoebe
Tara Spencer-Nairn
— Barb
Michael Therriault
— Gill
Kelly Penner
— Mike
Samantha Helt
— Christine
Marqus Bobesich
— Spinhead
Jesse Buck
— Bernie
Jimmy Limb
— Slackjaw
Marc-André Boulanger
— Meat
David James Karkoulas
— Loverboy
Glen Michael Grant
— The Jackyl (as Glen Grant)
Dee Snider
— The Head (voice)
Holly Jade Balmer
— Elise
Steven Love
— Pizza Boy
John Tench
— Dusty