L.J. Batinas
— Kai Bravo AKA 'Taipei Jesus'
Brian R. Davis
— Roy Frankel
Holly Blair
— Mary Mags
Mimi Torres
— Mary Gomez
Sam Schweikert
— Jesus Of Nazareth
Sun Hong
— T. Thai Pete
Keri Tombazian
— JoAnn Davidson
Freya Fox
— Self
Bayani Ison
— Lee Bautista
Zackry Barclift
— Shower Herod
Sarah Dyer
— Bartender
Triumph Gardner
— Audition Guy 1
Zarah Kulczycki
— Audition Girl 2
Eli Middlesand
— Audition Girl 1
C.S. Pollak
— Audition Guy 2
Derek Ocampo
— Audition Guy 3