Dennis L.A. White
— Chris Walker
Charles Durning
— Kris Kringle
Arthur Colombino
— Jesus Christ
Tony Todd
— God
Wilson Jermaine Heredia
— Satan
Donna Bostany
— Christie
Maribeth Mooney
— Virgin Mary
Alison Whitney
— Mary Magdalene
Ken Del Vecchio
— Mario Vigilante
S.J. Hannah
— Black Jesus
Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.
— Elf
Sean Allison
— Elf
Blanche Baker
— Delores Kelly
Michael Boatman
— Walter Wayne
Matt Ballard
— Dennis
Allegra Cohen
— Robin
Keith Collins
— Troy
Heather Bunch
— Hot Girl
Sara Christal
— Hot Girl
Crystal Rolon
— Hot Girl
Anthony Falco
— Judge Milton
Frank Gigante
— Court Officer
Penny Flick
— Susie
Armen Garo
— Pop
Randy Jones
— R.J.
Molly Leland
— Julia
Nicol Paone
— Patti Kelly
Rachael Robbins
— Jessie
Daniel Mesrobian
— George the Cowboy
Erika Smith
— Sonya