Richard Lynch
— President
Lloyd Kaufman
— Lloyd the Projectionist
Jessica Cameron
— Lenore
Kayla Gill
— Crystal
Shay Dickerhoff
— Dan
Ervin Ross
— Mike
Jim O'Rear
— Dr. Neilson
David DeSpain
— Briggs
James Wolford Hardin
— Walker
Daniel Emery Taylor
— Raymond The Coffee Clerk
Gerard Pauwels
— Big Bob
Bryan Patrick McCulley
— Jeff
Alexa Hodge-Jang
— Pam
Judy Crippin
— Margaret
Jordan Leigh Wheatley
— Farmer Girl
Dane Bowling
— Gen-Man Agent (voice)