David Moran
— Ganesha/Anubis/TV Commercial/Sleazy Guy (voice)
Kazimir Sas
— Xenu/Photography Cop (voice)
Paul 'Werzel' Montague
— Thor (voice)
Alex Manfrin
— Chief Fitzsimmons (voice)
Emma Camden
— Mary (voice)
Deanna Cooney
— Freyja/TV Newsreporter (voice)
Igor Sas
— The Father (voice)
Gordon Honeycombe
— The Holy Ghost (voice)
Vito de Francesco
— Zeus/Evidence Cop (voice)
Andrea Gibbs
— Buddha/Coyolxauhqui/Athena (voice)
David Meadows
— Sun Wukong (voice)