The Junior Defenders

Ally Sheedy

— Jill Fields

Justin Henry

— Jimmy Fletcher

Brian O'Halloran

— Mitch Stone

Jason David Frank

— Tommy Keen

Bill Raymond

— Bill Samuels

Fred Hazelton

— Norman Nields

John Waters

— Narrator

Art Patriquin

— Darryl Dunsmere

John Griesemer

— Detective Drake

Victoria Lockridge

— 70s Awards Show Presenter

Jake Lambertson

— 70s Award Show Presenter

Frank Thibodeau

— George Berryman

Shaina Fishman

— Young Jill Fields

Jared Thibodeau

— Young Tommy Keen

Orhan Yetsel

— Young Mitch Stone

Duncan Nutter

— Young Jimmy Fletcher

Lawrence Bender

— Interviewee

Pauly Shore

— Interviewee

Kevin Smith

— Interviewee

Michael Evans

— Michael Thompson

Peter Tork

— Interviewee

Florence Henderson

— Interviewee

Michael Dukakis

— Interviewee

Josh Bridgman

— That's Insanity Contestant

Bruce Perkins

— 70s Comedian

Mark Awodey

— Junior Defenders Writer

Paul Schnabel

— The President

Rick Giachino

— Lord Wonton / Guy in Bar #1

Michael Yurief

— ABS Network CEO

Doreen Kraft

— Michelle Fletcher