Jon Haslam
— Richard
Dave Droxler
— Craig
Jennifer Sklias-Gahan
— Patricia
Theresa Moriarty
— Betsy
Sunny Raithatha
— Bob
Kathryn Rhoads
— Receptionist
Natalie Cuomo
— Coworker 1
Sifu Howsen
— Coworker 2
Allyce Beasley
— Voice of Loudspeaker
James L. Ward
— Voice of Infomercial Man
Vince Corazza
— Voice of Max