Steve Coogan
— Alan Partridge/Martin Brennan
Emma Sidi
— Jeanette Jackson/Nina
Felicity Montagu
— Lynn Benfield
Hannah Bodenham
— Ensemble Performer
Rebekah Bryant
— Ensemble Performer
Lizzi Brown
— Ensemble Performer
Kaine Hatukai
— Ensemble Performer
Aisha Dawn Ibrahim
— Ensemble Performer
Natorii Illidge
— Ensemble Performer
Bradley Trevethan
— Ensemble Performer