Ralph Super King

John Goodman

— Ralph Hampton Gainesworth Jones

Peter O'Toole

— Sir Cedric Charles Willingham

John Hurt

— Lord Percival Graves

Camille Coduri

— Miranda Green

Richard Griffiths

— Duncan Phipps

Leslie Phillips

— Gordon Halliwell

James Villiers

— Prime Minister Jeffrey Hale

Joely Richardson

— Princess Anna

Niall O'Brien

— Tommy McGuire

Julian Glover

— King Gustav

Judy Parfitt

— Queen Katherine

Ed Stobart

— Dysentery

Gedren Heller

— Punk Girl

Alison McGuire

— Queen of England

Rudolph Walker

— King Mulambon

Sally Nesbitt

— Onlooker

Ann Beach

— Miranda's Mother

Jack Smethurst

— Miranda's Father

Roger Ashton-Griffiths

— Royal Photographer

Dallas Adams

— MC at Strip Club

Guy Fithen

— Bouncer

Tim Seely

— King of England

Ian Gelder

— Riding Instructor

Brian Greene

— Ed Mayes

Gareth Forwood

— Duke

Caroline Paterson

— Counter Girl

Richard Bebb

— Gamekeeper

Paul Beach

— Tailor

Adele Lakeland

— Fanny Oakley

Haydon-Pearce Josanne

— Chorus Girl