Bob Hope
— Frank Benson
Jackie Gleason
— Oliver Poe
Jane Wyman
— Elaine Benson
Leslie Nielsen
— Phil Fletcher
Maureen Arthur
— Lois Grey
Tina Louise
— Laverne Baker
Tim Matheson
— David Poe
Paul Stewart
— Willoughby
Irwin Corey
— The Baba Ziba (as Professor Irwin Corey)
JoAnna Cameron
— Nancy Benson
Rudy Germane
— Stage Manager (uncredited)