John Amos
— Edgar Mortimer
A.J. Buckley
— Marvin
K.C. Clyde
— Dan Dover
Kim Collins
— Pig Man
Brendan Michael Coughlin
— Lester
Kristi Culbert
— Pesky Nun
John de Lancie
— Jerry
A.J. Draven
— Charlton Heston
Vanessa Evigan
— Kate Spangler
Zetta Marie Gagliano
— Goth Girl
Emma Graves
— Crazed Fan
Melora Hardin
— Pam
Gildart Jackson
— Professor Reginald Wellington III
Ryan H. Jackson
— Fortinbras
Ryan Chase Lee
— Chase / Laertes
June Lockhart
— Hester Beauchamps
Shelley Long
— Shine Reynolds
Jason Mewes
— Zack
Phillip Sanders
— Voodoo King
Ronnie Stutes
— Barber
Paris Tanaka
— Bangkok Assasin
Richard Walls III
— Reporter
Travis Wester
— Osric Taylor
Emmalee Wilson
— Annabellle Beauchamps
George Wilson
— Barron Samedi
Hulk Hogan
— Himself / Mr. Macbeth (uncredited)
Jackson Rathbone
— Shakespeare Purist (uncredited)
Rob Steinberg
— Hamlet's Father (as Robert Martin Steinberg(