Hulk Hogan
— Hulk Hogan
André Roussimoff
— Andre the Giant
Ted DiBiase Sr.
— "The Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase
Ray Heenan
— Bobby "The Brain" Heenan (Manager)
Bruce Prichard
— Bruce Prichard
Jesse Ventura
— Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Elizabeth Hulette
— Miss Elizabeth
Pete Doherty
— Pete Doherty
Tonga Fifita
— King Haku
Michael Jones
— Virgil
Michelle McGuirk
— Mike McGuirk
Gene Okerlund
— "Mean" Gene Okerlund
Josip Peruzović
— Nikolai Volkoff
Sean Mooney
— Sean Mooney (Voice of)
Alfred Hayes
— Lord Alfred Hayes (Voice of)
Billy Graham
— "Superstar" Billy Graham (Voice of)