James Balsamo
— Tony
Greg Tally
— Abraham Van Turingtest
Malcolm McDowell
— Robot Dracula
John Landis
— John
Mick Foley
— Mick Foley
Don Coscarelli
— Don
Bruce Dern
— Van Sellsing
Tom Holland
— Tom
Russell Simmons
— Russell
Brian Yuzna
— Brian
Afroman
— Afroman
Scott Rechsteiner
— Scott Steiner
Larry Pfohl
— Lex Luger
Ron Simmons
— Ron Simmons
Robert Arensen
— Father Marlon
Branscombe Richmond
— Soul Patch
David Ellefson
— David
Bill Zebub
— Bill Zebub
Vinny Appice
— Vinny Appice
Mike Patton
— Mike
Linnea Quigley
— Witch Hazel
Shane Ryan-Reid
— Brett
Michael J. Epstein
— Reynolds / Bobby Zombert / RoboCock
Sophia Cacciola
— Bathsheba
Jeremy Long
— Dave Ghoul / Cyborg Bat Satanico / Hip Hop Vampire Troll
Paul 'H.R.' Hudson
— HR