James Balsamo
— Rodney Callaway
Beefcake The Mighty
— Sheriff
C.J. Graham
— C.J.
Ira Heiden
— Christopher Weeze
Robby Krieger
— Robby
Howard Berger
— Howard
Andre McCoy
— Tommy Club
Brian Yuzna
— Brian
Blake Anderson
— Blake
Stephen Carpenter
— Stephen
Phil Tippett
— Phil
Richard Elfman
— Richard
Anastasia Elfman
— Anastasia
Slymenstra Hymen
— Slymenstra
John Hitt
— Chase Webb
Eric Roberts
— Mayor Frederick Kane
John Kassir
— John
Harry Manfredini
— Harry
Ken May
— Ivor Rhodes
Rikki Rockett
— Rikki
Dean Gates
— Dean
Trent Haaga
— Trent
Steve Johnson
— Steve
Greg Tally
— Chad Mulligan
Mark Torgl
— Groundskeeper Billy
Al Burke
— Todd Palmer
G. Larry Butler
— Jack Pepper
Nicky Calonne
— Nicky
Miller Drake
— Miller
Patrick Shea
— Dank Williams The III