Stevie Smith-Iannettoni
— Alan Smithe
Charlie Nicolini
— Gabe the Angel
Sean Villa
— The Intern
Sebastian Oneill
— Alan's Kiss
Jamison Foreman
— The Host
Angel Fisher
— St. Clare
Lee Steckel
— St. Homobonus
Jonathan Barger
— Forlorn Businessmen
Josh Turner
— Forlorn Businessmen
Autumn Evans
— Forlorn Businessmen
Aubrey Blount
— Forlorn Businessmen
Leah Walton
— Alan's Mother
River Von Waldron
— St. Rose
Jean Dickenson
— Facial Rub Volunteer