Nick Pasqual
— Clyde
Abhi Sinha
— Jason
Richard Riehle
— Grandpa Paul
Stephen O'Neil Martin
— Leonardo
Semere-Ab Etmet Yohannes
— Achmed
Courtney Danforth
— Lucia
Dan Marshall
— Machmood
Shira Price
— Delilah
Sean Michael Beyer
— Mr. Ted
Sissy O'Hara
— Zia Roberta
Michael Emery
— Mr. Bellagamba, Esquire
Matt Zuena
— Guido
Tania Burt
— Exotic Mystery Woman
Adam Carbone
— Paul