Andy Mogren
— Santa Claus
Freddie Wong
— Kris Kringle/Frostbite
Ellary Porterfield
— Miss Eltoe
Nick Rutherford
— Government Agent
Steve Zaragoza
— Doc
Joe Bereta
— Victor Von Eyepatch
Paul Prado
— Nutcracker
Benji Dolly
— Master Of Ceremonies
Desmond Dolly
— Rhymsey
Peter Gilroy
— Computer Expert Goon
Ethan Newberry
— Elf In Rockefeller Plaza
Brian Firenzi
— New York City Cop
W. Alex Reeves
— Siberian Guard
Alex Barbatsis
— Snowmobile Goon
Burnie Burns
— Clumsy Skiing Goon 1
Gavin Free
— Clumsy Skiing Goon 2
Will Campos
— Chimney Goon 1
Jamie Lukaszewski
— Chimney Goon 2
Tony Cavalero
— The Real Funny Goon/"Turtle Doves?!"
Carlo Vega
— Bartender
Kevin Brueck
— New York Cab Driver
Ross Everett
— Innocent Bystander
Clinton Jones
— Train'd Goons
Ben M. Waller
— Binocular Watch Goon
Luke Barats
— Henchman #6