Kim Little
— Jane White
Wil Wheaton
— Dick Smith
Alley Mills
— Mom
Chris Hardwick
— Burger
Colin Mochrie
— Barney
David L. Lander
— Gerry King
Gary Owens
— TV Announcer
Michelle Phillips
— June
Andrew Lauer
— Desiree
Eric Lutes
— Candy
Richard Kline
— Anchor Chris Jobin
Ted Shackelford
— Eddie
Mickey Jones
— Kenny Kingman
Dustin Diamond
— Simone
Maureen McCormick
— Nancy
Danica McKellar
— Tiffany
Brad Sherwood
— Homeless Man
Carlie Westerman
— Margaret
Debra Wilson
— Chi-Chi
Phil LaMarr
— Bert
Jordan Karecki
— Young Jane White
Ted Joden
— Jane's Father
Tom Tangen
— Terry
Eric Woodward
— Gerry's Bodyguard
Jenna Edwards
— Audience Member (uncredited)