Jarad Kopciak
— Matt, Detective, Wingman, Kyle, Valentin Ospachio, Travis
Daniel Fissmer
— Narrator, Matt, Lapdog, Bob Michaels, Brad
Arlo Sanders
— Chris Handsome, Laird, Ralph Portuguese, Donovan
Danny Cullen
— Matt, Buzz, Tarry Loods, Charles
Toshiya Agata
— Okabe
Vincent Alvas
— The Consumer
Jayme Andrews
— Matt
Alex Charlier
— Mellicity Coldswallow
Emily Dahm
— Barbara Nonny