Ian Hart
— Toni Cocozza
Kelly Macdonald
— Irene
Brian Cox
— Chisolm
Alun Armstrong
— Bill
Tommy Flanagan
— Michaelangelo
Iain Cuthbertson
— Connolly
Una McLean
— Dainty
Jimmy Chisholm
— Kenny
Jimmy Yuill
— Rod Edmunds
Richard E. Grant
— Himself
Jimmy Tarbuck
— Himself
Billy McColl
— John
Anne Lacey
— Coat Check Girl
Alex McAvoy
— Aldo
Iain Fraser
— Joe
Paul Doonan
— Nicol