Eric Swanson
— Miss Bouvèé
Suzie Toot
— Mimi Bouvèé-Truvé
Alexander Zenoz
— Giuseppe LePeppe
Jennifer McClain
— Poodles Makenzie
Matthew Darren
— Jackson Truvé
Varla Jean Merman
— Irlene / Amos
Christopher Hamblin
— Mittens LeFitte
Cameron Nolan
— Minnie's Assassin
Jason Hignite
— Strangled Gangster
Dan Gagnon
— Bearded Madame
Christopher Pinto
— Bullet-Ridden Gangster
Brett Watts
— Poodles' Pet / Tragic Maid
Mike Maloney
— Minnie's Attacker
Willy Le Sante
— Irlene's Boyfriend
Nicholas Susla-Sullivan
— Maid's Son