Willem Hartong
— Vitamin Jones / Fredrick Nuetrino
Steve Couture
— Colonel Fabien
Mark Krajan
— Coach Keating
Kelly Biwer
— Pepper Heinz
Ryan Galvin
— Chuck Labonte
Will Dailey
— Money
Todd McDonald
— Coach Laruso
Jesse Gursenson
— Henry Pullman
Keith Vincent
— Jigle Panzaravalof
Jason Plapp
— Coach Rangoon
Todd Barnes
— Bruce Eckert
Anne Bankson
— BBtv Reporter
Brandon Patton
— Head Referee
John Holt
— Bench Referee
Nancy Braase
— Underwater Referee
Chris Hartin
— U.S. Team Trainer
Todd Weakly
— President Emerson
Megan McPeake
— U.S. Reporter
Sean Mcauliffe
— Radio Reporter
Melissa Vellela
— Melonhead Girl
Dimitri Strunkin
— Russian #1
Michael J. Schmedien
— Russian #2