Phil Silvers
— Self/Sgt Ernest G. 'Ernie' Bilko
Diana Dors
— Self
Sydney Chaplin
— Self
Paul Ford
— Col. John T. Hall
Joe E. Ross
— MSgt. Rupert Ritzik
Beatrice Pons
— Mrs. Emma Ritzik
Harvey Lembeck
— Cpl. Rocco Barbella
Allan Melvin
— Cpl. Steve Henshaw
Maurice Gosfield
— Pvt. Duane Doberman
Hope Sansberry
— Mrs. Nell Hall
Nicholas Saunders
— Captain Barker
Billy Sands
— Pvt. Dino Papparelli
Herbie Faye
— Cpl. Sam Fender
Mickey Freeman
— Pvt. Fielding Zimmerman
Maurice Brenner
— Pvt. Fleischman
John Alexander
— The General
Bob Hastings
— Hotel Doorman