Brendan Lake
— Robbie Kanawful
Austin Lake
— Arny Kanawful
Miranda Rose
— Selma Kanawful
Jimmy Filingeri
— The Prospector Yukberger
Patrick McNally
— Willy
Graham Allan Balcomb
— Rivits/Tony Powers
Phil Marshall
— Ken Chin
Carlo McNally
— Young Willy
Ingram Miller
— Chicken Wolf/Multiple Motherfuckers
Lea T
— Peggy Cranston
Ica Stolt
— Arny's Second Date/Bandit
Derek Sapienza
— Horris Lamingo
Sam Hirsh
— Sam Spader
Brett Kucharsk
— Lawyer
Борис Сапожников
— Kurt Ashton
Katie Epner
— Katie Ashton
Kathy O'Toole
— Kathy Kanawful
Douglas Coast
— Officer
Dave Snyder
— Cliff Lamingo
Jason R. Shulmerich
— Mailman
Nathaniel Johnson
— Windixie Lamingo
Matt Mitrovits
— Viko Lamingo
Ted Bates
— Cop/Jingle Contest Boss
Tony Geraci
— Hal Magnum (Bandit)
Aaron Mika
— Neil J. Sharpman (Bandit)
Trevor Lake
— Milton Clinton
Beefus D'Aurelio
— Buck Buck Spokesman
Lindsey Brown
— Ms. Sweetie/Waitress
Matty Garret
— Dustin Waits (Bandit)
Tim Benitez
— Tim Benitez