Celeste Holm
— Grandma GG
Janet Carroll
— Grandma Clare
Suzy Brack
— Aggie Alexshevitz
John Ronane
— Professor McLaughlin
Aaron Warr
— Tiddy Mama
Jade Sotomayor
— Jade
Steve Christopher
Richard Pryor Jr.
— Ivanna Schtup
Derek North
— Allen Alexshevitz
Katharine Luckinbill
— Zoe
Malan Breton
— Mr. Sebastian
Quentin Elias
— Frenchy
Bob Handegan
Tonia L. Carrier
Skylar Sprague
Frank Basile
John Roell
Wendy Kaufman
— Minnie
Douglas Wilson
— Dean Travis
Randy Jones
— Rodger
Kai Greene
— Male Stripper 1