Mae West
— Marlo Manners
Timothy Dalton
— Sir Michael Barrington
Dom DeLuise
— Dan Turner
Tony Curtis
— Alexei Karansky
Ringo Starr
— Laslo Karolny
George Hamilton
— Vance Norton
Alice Cooper
— Waiter
Keith Allison
— Waiter in Alexei's Suite
Rona Barrett
— Self
Van McCoy
— Delegate
Keith Moon
— Dress Designer
Regis Philbin
— Self
Walter Pidgeon
— The Chairman
George Raft
— Self
Gil Stratton
— Self
Harry Weiss
— The Don
Rick Leonard
— Team Mascot
June Fairchild
— Woman Reporter
George E. Carey
— Dockweiler
Ed Beheler
— President Jimmy Carter
Derek Murcott
— Hotel Manager
William Beckley
— Desk Clerk
Ed Ness
— 1st Deaf and Dumb Man
Jay B. Larson
— 2nd Deaf and Dumb Man
Richard Peel
— English Chef
Ian Abercrombie
— Frederick Ambrose (BBC Announcer)
John Austin
— Reporter
James Bacon
— Reporter
Peter Liapis
— Ronald Cartwright
Jill Freeman
— Fan