Anna Clary
— Parker Blaine
Lloyd Kaufman
— Uncle Lloydula
Camille Keaton
— Glynis
Brian Bremer
— Moose Dixon
Angel Nichole Bradford
— Kimmy
Drew Marvick
— Buck Buckley
Honey Gregory
— Shelly Braddock
Jason Crowe
— Obie
Jim Krut
— Officer Hauser
Shane Terry
— Coffintooth
Cagney Larkin
— Junior Jr.
Ryan Martel
— Virgil
David Witt
— Henry Rosenthal
Katie Bennett
— Becky Jorden
Wakelei Mei
— Young Parker Blaine
Mike Lord Sr.
— Leonard Freye
E. J. Rose
— Daisy the Victim
Michael McGlynn
— Mr. Mayweather
Jeff Leinbach
— Ira Blaine
Jack Martin
— Young Coffintooth
Linda Witt
— Marion Rosenthal
Whitney Willetts
— Young Glynis
John Migliore
— Johnny Ghoulash