Panda Bear
— Bobby
Bill Darmon
— Lance
Margot Schmid
— Mother
Vincent Larusso
— Rhett McConachie
Francis Mrena
— Locker Room Bully 1
Shea Doolittle
— Locker Room Bully 2
Anthony Murray
— Bathroom Line Bully
Twila Raftu
— Bathroom Line Girl
Patrick Hogan
— Pat
Andrew Drazek
— Andreas Saddarapolouss
Allison Smith
— Kelly Cassett
Shaun Cronin
— Stoner 1
Aram Terry
— Stoner 2 / Drunk Frat Boy 3
Ted Beck
— Demterius Mustafah Alousi
Ian McAllister
— Homosexual
Kate Donneley
— Sorority Girl 1
Jessie Knowles
— Sorority Girl 2
Jason Kravitz
— Drunk Frat Boy 1
Frank Murray
— Drunk Frat Boy 2
Alison Augustine
— Narrator (voice)