Terry Kiser
— Colonel Bartholomew Collymore
Sanae Loutsis
— Sani Inaba
Peter Anthony
— Peter Collymore
Jon A. Ravenholt
— Calypso
Tommy Lee Driver
— Detective Philip Browning
Steven Barton
— Dr. E. Visceration
Christopher Inlow
— Ivan Korshanov
Joey Ambrosini
— Daniel
Jeff Descoteaux
— Vincent
Eric Trojanowski
— Carlos
Larry Dwyer
— Club Manager
Sharon Martinez
— Club Patron