Teemu Selänne
— Teemu Selanne
Brett Hull
— Brett Hull
Dan Comrie
— Jake McKay
Adam Montague
— Sniff / Eduardo
Sydney Page Rahilly
— Amy
Byron C. Cherry
— Winston Cage
Sam The Deuce Kassin
— GB
Seth Edeen
— Mitt
Colt Buehner
— Zane
Matt Comrie
— Pest Control Guy / Limo Driver
Mike Sears
— Duke
Scottie Upshall
— Scottie Upshall
Shane O'Brien
— Shane O'Brien
Angelica Sainz
— Sniff's Mom
Erin Reitz
— One-Night Stand Woman
Sirpa Selanne
— Sirpa Selanne
Mikayla Agrella
— Rachel
Quinn Law
— Young Jake
Alex Campbell Stein
— Jake's Dad
Loic Boucheny
— Burly Dude
Andrea Agosto
— Monica
Cecilia Benevich
— Kat
Byron Furrow
— Chico Blades Owner
Erica Marie Weisz
— Eugene Peelers Owner
Mark E. Jones
— Modesto Ice Cowboys Owner
J.C. Smith
— Team Owner
David Dinwiddie
— Team Owner
Charlotte Redman
— Team Owner
Christopher Heaney
— Team Owner
Jimmy Anthony Donahue
— Larry (Voice)