Ryan Schafer
— Saul
Mickey Faerch
— Grandma Diana
Augie Duke
— Becky Baby
Karl Backus
— Officer Porter
Brendan Cahalan
— Verne
Amber Grayson
— Joni
Paul Fisher III
— Franklin
Randy Davison
— Carry the Counsellor
Luis Martinez
— Lucho Maximo Supreme
Beth Gallagher
— Elizabeth
T.K. Richardson
— Damon
Nathan Chapman
— Derek
Ty Mabrey
— Comic Clerk Carl
Kenneth Long
— Ronnie the Pizza Boy
Joe Castro
— Joe
Vinny Curran
— Trigger-Fingers
Caroline Amiguet
— The Madam
Mark Atkinson
— Stew the Suit
Jesse Keller
— Convention Manager
Paisley Bird
— Jessie Star
Mike Egbert
— Mr. Money Man