Adrian Edmondson
— Dick
Dawn French
— George
Peter Richardson
— Julian
Jennifer Saunders
— Anne
Ronald Allen
— Uncle Quentin
Robbie Coltrane
— Mother
Candy Davis
— Janie
Daniel Peacock
— Toby Thurlow
Nosher Powell
— Mr. Knuckles
Fiona Richmond
— Mrs. French
Kerry Shale
— Willy
Ron Tarr
— Red
Harry Towb
— Buzz
Lychett of Kivox
— Timmy