Mark Arden
— Hula
Lee Cornes
— Arch Crippledick
Steve Dixon
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Adrian Edmondson
— Ace
Paul Mark Elliott
— Hawaiian
Serena Evans
— Slammer
Dawn French
— Passion
Stephen Frost
— Bula
Anthony Stewart Head
— Ricki
Maureen O'Farrell
— Warden
Nigel Planer
— Marlon
Alice Richardson
— Baby
Peter Richardson
— Squealer
Jennifer Saunders
— Little Sister
Peter Silverleaf
— Hawaiian
Dudley Sutton
— Marlon's Father
Mandi Symonds
— Pearl
Emma Thompson
— Young Woman
Faith Tingle
— Warden