Peter Richardson
— Keith
Adrian Edmondson
— Brian
Nigel Planer
— Derek
Jennifer Saunders
— Debbie
Dawn French
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Rik Mayall
— Ali Kitson
Chris Langham
— Nigel
Lionel Jeffries
— Barman
Roger Sloman
— Mr. Pinder
Serena Evans
— Louise
Malcolm Hardee
— Man at Delivery Bay
Paul Bradley
— Jerry
Simon Brint
— Des
Rowland Rivron
— Roger
Bob Kingston
— Self
Gary Long
— Hopeful
Kevin Allen
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