Nigel Planer
— Tony
Peter Richardson
— Pete
Keith Allen
— Kevin
Kevin Allen
— Keith
Kathy Burke
— Charlotte
Katrin Cartlidge
— Maria
Liz Crowther
— April
Paul Mark Elliott
— Jamie
Sharon Maiden
— Sharon
Michèle Winstanley
— Michelle
Elaine Collins
— Scots Girl
Steven O'Donnell
— Geordie
Lola Peno
— Maid
Douglas Tantallon
— Sexy Spaniard