Robbie Coltrane
— Max
Adrian Edmondson
— Billy
Dawn French
— Frances / Mrs. Shines
Nigel Planer
— Stan
Peter Richardson
— Rollo
Jennifer Saunders
— Cathy
Kathy Burke
— Mary
Lenny Henry
— Warder
Malcolm Hardee
— Policeman
Eric Kent
— Sergeant
William Lawford
— British Aerotec Officer
Steven O'Donnell
— Under Manager
Jonathan Stratt
— Constable
Ron Tarr
— Ron