Robbie Coltrane
— Arnold Silverstein
Jennifer Saunders
— The Devil
Miriam Margolyes
— Mother
Sue Holland
— Gloria
Kwabena Manso
— Bernie
Peter Richardson
— Ghengis Khan
Nigel Planer
— Father
Miranda Richardson
— Marie Antoinette
Adrian Edmondson
— Sid Vicious
Paul Bartel
— Oscar Wilde
Barry Dennen
— Adolf Hitler
Keith Allen
— French Maid
Gripper
— Dog