Peter Capaldi
— John
Jennifer Saunders
— Jane/Margory
Kevin Allen
— Raymond
Miranda Richardson
— Stella/Elsbeth
Peter Richardson
— Clive
Robbie Coltrane
— Barrister
Nigel Planer
— Transvestite
Steven O'Donnell
— Celestina
Kathy Burke
— Waitress
Gary Beadle
— Handsome Man
Thomas Arklie
— Fantasy Man
Tim Raynham
— Sophisticated Man
Robbie Stevens
— Sophisticated Man
Patrick Doyle
— Singer at Piano
Alan Thompson-Jones
— Judge
Carole Anne
— Neighbour's Wife
Alice Richardson
— Child
Jack Richardson
— Child
Paul Delfgou
— Child
Sarah Delfgou
— Child
Bethan Lowry
— Child
Charlie Corbyn
— Child
Tika
— Honey Bun the Dog